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Celebrate your cerebral matter with these Brain Specimen Coasters! The glass coasters feature 4 rubber feet so they won't slide around your table. Each coaster is labelled so you can easily put your specimen back together.

Wrap yourself up in this adorable Christmas present ugly sweater. The sweater features a 3D satin bow sewn on the front with a tag that says "You're welcome". Give the gift of humor and treat them all to your "Presence".

Be prepared for an attacker at all times with these non lethal self defense shoe spikes. The shoe spikes convert your standard shoe into a weapon with devastating force. They're available in a variety of coordinating colors.

While you HODL on your actual Cryptocurrency, why not purchase some Bitcoin that you can actually eat! These delicious Bitcoin chocolates are made with 100% Belgian milk chocolate and include 10 coins per pouch.

Confuse your friends or piss off your annoying neighbor with this mail order goat prank box. The prank box will be sent anonymously to the target, with tips for grooming and loving the goat they think is being delivered.

Turn any ordinary bottled beverage into an instant mouthwatering dessert with the soda float glass. Insert the glass into your soda bottle, add a scoop of your favorite ice cream to create a soda float without the fuss or mess.

Relieve life's pressures with the Dill Dough Stress Reliever. The dill dough can transform those challenging moments into a dill-iciously enjoyable experience. Stress relief has never been this amusing.

Gain an advantage over a would-be attacker with this ballistic dart launcher. It can hold 5 darts which are accurate up to 16 feet. The launcher has a safety collar to stop it firing so it's ideal for survival or self defense.

Ever wanted to look like the most feared demon slayer in the galaxy? This Doom Slayer Costume is the perfect suit for a Halloween party. All that is left is to get a weapon of your choice and you'll be ready for domination.

As the late Bob Ross always said, "Everyone needs a friend", and now you can add a happy little friend to your toast with the Bob Ross toaster. It's a great way to tell the special people in your life how special they are.

It’s time to open up a Can of Whoop-Ass on your enemy! Packed with 8oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore. Get ready to take on the world with this explosive blend of attitude and domination.

Pucker up your lips with a taste of fresh coffee with the Coffee Lip Balm. Loaded up with great ingredients that include shea butter, jojoba, almond oil, vitamin E oil & hemp oil, this special lip balm will nourish, protect, and heal your lips.