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Cast the first stone from a safe distance with the original Jesus slingshot. The novelty slingshot is (probably) just like the one David used to slay Goliath. It comes with 5 holy stones to help you smite your wicked foes.

Save the planet in style with this sleek and lightweight CGO600 E-bike from Tenways. The e-bike comes in at only 16kg so it can be lifted with one hand. The waterproof frame houses a 360Wh battery and sports a 20 lux light.

Find a nice spot on the beach to relax with this South Park Towelie beach towel. The officially licensed Towelie beach towel features everyone's favorite stoner and it's made from the softest materials this side of Colorado.

Ruin your friend's day at the pool by gifting them with these dissolving swimming trunks. The trunks look and feel like regular trunks, but once exposed to water, the specially designed threads will completely disintegrate.

The Jigsaw Puzzle Table is a wooden table with a green felt top and a frame made of maple. It can hold up to 1,000 puzzle pieces and features two fold-out sides for more space. This table is perfect for the dissectologist in your life.

A state of the art electric grinder that will do all the hard work for you. It’s not just an electric grinder though, it also has the ability to fill your pre-rolled, cone shaped rolling papers with your favorite eh … herbs.

Looking for a way to turn your desk into Tony Stark's lab? The Iron Man Headphone Stand will keep your headset safe and remind you of one thing...if you can't protect your desk from clutter, you can be damn well sure you'll avenge it.

This crystal-clear transparent kayak allows water enthusiasts to discover the underwater world below them. It’s design features include a removable frame, seats and inflatable chambers to allow for easy storage and transportation.

Score big when you host the next game day party with the Football Ice Molds. Create seamless ice footballs that are perfect for your favorite low or highball glasses. A must-have for die-hard football fans and tailgating fanatics.

Ensure you can always phone home by keeping your phone charged using this E.T. wireless charging dock. The charging dock's design is based on the VHS cover art and ET himself. When in use, the base and ET's finger light up.

Raise a few eyebrows at your next house party with a butt plug in your sink. The Butt Plug Sink Plug is a funny Secret Santa gift that fits any standard bathroom sink holes and comes with a chain to attach it to the sink.

Claim victory in the Triwizard Tournament with the Harry Potter Triwizard Cup Lamp. This officially licensed Harry Potter shining cup will add a magical touch and provide the perfect ambient lighting to any room in the house.