Beetlejuice Ugly Halloween Sweater

Easily cut your fishing line without fumbling around using the fishing line cutter ring. The marine grade velcro strap will ensure the fishing line cutter ring fits all sizes. The steel blade can safely cut from either side.

Prepare yourself for an epic day of drinking with the heroic Beer Belt. Designed to hold a cold 6 pack of cans, this belt will allow you to stay in the one spot to focus on the one thing that matters the most, getting absolutely shitfaced.

Feel the homicidal rage drift away when you wear these super comfy Michael Myers slippers. The oddly cute plush serial killer slippers have cushy foam inner soles and a 3D Murderous Myers with facial features and faux hair.

Brace yourselves, the gnomes are coming! Display your love of gnomes and GOT with this (House) Stark reminder of your undying love for the HBO series. The Game of gnomes ornament is 9" tall and made of poly-resin.

Store your liquid gold in this ​​cheeky Irish Leprechaun Whiskey Decanter. Just be warned, drinking whiskey from this decanter may result in spontaneous Irish jigs and uncontrollable urges to search for a pot of gold.

Turn your car into a pup's dream ride with the Dog Car Seat! No more sliding around in the backseat during those sharp turns. This doggy throne features a comfy cushion and a safety belt that will allow your pup to ride in style!

Lower drying times and reduce wrinkles when drying your clothes with these cute cactus buddies. The spines help to aerate your clothes and create space for heat to move and dry efficiently. They also reduce static build up.

Guess what? Corgi butt! Add some cuteness and humor to any kitchen with the wall mounted corgi butt bottle opener. Its made of high quality resin with a metal bottle opener. The perfect gift for beer lovers and dog lovers alike.

Whether you're growing flowers, vegetables or any other consumable herb, you've most likely encountered aphids. Now you can fight back with 3,000 of these cute but vicious killers. A great gift for any gardener.

Start your new diet plan the right way with the Ketoscan metabolism tracker. Using a breath analyzer, this device measures your ketone levels and calculates body fat burning rate. Monitor your progress via the free app.

Take a break from battling Skynet's cyborg assassins and crack open a beer with this Terminator 2 bottle opener. The wall mounted bottle opener is a highly detailed model of the Cyberdyne Systems T-800 cast in fine resin.

Securely store the Riemann matrix of an artificial intelligence construct with the Halo data crystal chip USB drive. The USB flash drive is intricately detailed and hand painted with an LED that glows when connected to a PC.