The Shire Candle

Get your little buccaneers excited for study time with this fin-tastic shark desk. The shark desk features a wacky design with rolling eyeballs and a row of illuminated teeth that act as reading lights when studying at night.

Give the gift that keeps on giving (or taking in this case), with this personalized wanking sock. This hilarious gag gift will save the recipient money on tissue costs and replacing crusty socks. Ideal for any white elephant party.

Take a power nap at ease with this revolutionary ostrich pillow. The travel pillow is designed to feel immersive like a cocoon, allowing you to disconnect from your surroundings. Just slip it on and you're off to dreamland.

If you're looking for something to make your ride more bad ass, look no further than these bullet valve stem caps. The caps are made from real .40 caliber bullets once fired by the U.S military. They are 100% safe for use.

Keep yourself fit and in fighting shape with the interactive personal boxing trainer. Choose between different intensities, work out styles and more. Track your progress over time while you master your fighting technique.

Create dazzling displays and visual art with this LED smart Poi from MoodHoops. The poi can generate psychedelic and 8-bit visuals using the remote or click-through mode. The sync mode allows you to pair 2 devices together.

Pay homage to everyone's favorite dog in the Lands Between with this Turtle Pope figurine. The figurine is 3D printed and available in 3 sizes. This adorable Miriel, Pastor of vows is an excellent addition to any gamer's collection.

Chop and grind your ground meat with ease using this easy to use meat chopper. It's BPA free and features 5 wide beveled pinwheel blades to make light work of your ground meats. It's non-stick and heat resistant up to 447°F.

Experience realistic battle simulation to prepare you for a battle with the empire. This full scale replica of Luke Skywalker's helmet has realistic sound effects. Choose between sounds from either the battle of Yavin or Hoth.

Carrying a slice of pizza with you can be messy and result in greasy pockets, but not anymore. This convenient waterproof pizza pouch is ideal for any pizza lovers. The airtight seal will keep your pizza dry and fresh.

Bring your Christmas dinner to live with the Racing Pigs in Blankets. Wind up each racer and watch them take off in a mad dash while you unwind after your Christmas Day feast. The perfect stocking fillers this festive period.

Ensure your Valentine's day is lit with this joint holder Valentine's card. The card is printed on premium, heavy cardstock and includes a protective joint holder. Simply peel off the back, insert a prerolled doobie and attach.