Racing Pigs in Blankets

The durable glass beer mugs are designed with a heavy-duty tool handle for easy gripping. Pick between a hammer, plumber wrench, screwdriver, and spanner wrench handle, and surprise the handyman or plumber in your life.

Make this holiday season extra cheesy with these mac and cheese flavored candy canes. The candy canes are the ultimate blend of cheesy goodness and festive sweetness for all the adventurous foodies or holiday pranksters.

Get the most from your beard oil while sleeping with this beard bonnet. The bonnet is washable and will ensure good beard growth throughout the night. The bonnet can also protect your beloved beard from crumbs while eating.

Ensure your guests have an eye-opening experience when they arrive with this animated eye doorbell. The eye opens, lights up and makes creepy sounds when the button is pressed. Your guests will be truly horrified.

Easily hold your drink and cigar in the same hand without fumbling using this cigar holding whiskey glass. The ergonomically designed glass has an 9oz capacity and a built-in cigar side holder to securely hold your stogie.

Wake up to natural sunlight without having to get out of bed with this smart curtain robot. The robot can be fitted in seconds without the need for tools and screws. The bot is compatible with Siri, Alexa and Google Home.

Activate your inner Titan ability with the Annie Leonhart Ring. Annie’s ring from the Japanese series, Attack on Titan, is handcrafted from sterling silver and features a retractable blade that will complement your martial arts skills.

Bring some much needed Jurassic charm to your kitchen with the dinosaur paper towel holder. This Brontosaurus has a 17" neck that can hold paper towels or toilet rolls. The head is detachable so its easy to swap out rolls.

Launch yourself into the air before a dive with this floating trampoline. The floating trampoline is 12ft wide when inflated and is large enough for 2 adults or 4 children. It comes with a ladder so you can easily climb back on.

Avoid the mess produced from female ejaculation with a quality embroidered Squirt Rag. The 100% cotton washcloths are soft and the perfect size at 12” x 12”. No more wiping down the walls after a steamy night in bed.

Finally complete your action figure collection with the most evil villain of all, Hillary Clinton in her true lizard form. This insane reptilian overlord action figure is 3.75" tall and it's handmade right here in the USA.

Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.