M-307 Respiratory Hard Hat

The Toilet Paper Costume for Adults will be the end of your toilet paper blues. Made of 100% recycled toilet paper, the costume has a total sheet count of 3,048, so you will never have to worry about running out of toilet paper again!

Be prepared for combat with this tactical military mug. It can store almost any kind of liquid with a temperature between 50 and 248 degrees °F. Attach your spotting scope, tripod and flashlight to its rail when camping or hunting.

Show your allegiance to the breaker of chains and mother of dragons with this Targaryen leather wallet. The handcrafted wallet features a textured Sigil of House Targaryen from HBO's beloved Game of Thrones TV series.

Decorate your refrigerator with the Dr. Phil M&M Fridge Magnet. The peculiar-looking 5” M&M is suitable for any metal surface and will be there to listen to any day-to-day problems you may be experiencing in your life.

Keep your room or desk illuminated without the need for cables with this USB cordless light bulb. It contains 100 LED's and is designed to look like the classic Edison bulb. It has a 4 hour battery life on a 90 minute charge.

Defend Kanto from the evil Team Rocket in this Officer Jenny costume. The costume includes a top, skirt, gloves, belt, crossbody bag and cap. The top features a detachable collar and an invisible back zipper. *Growlithe not included.

Are you looking to get one over on your loved one? Well, look no further than The Moon Ring. When the box is opened, an unholy fart is released. Some people say it’s the greatest gag gift since the whoopee cushion.

Find a nice spot on the beach to relax with this South Park Towelie beach towel. The officially licensed Towelie beach towel features everyone's favorite stoner and it's made from the softest materials this side of Colorado.

Add an odd twist to any outfit with these adorable yet slightly weird weasel slap bracelets. The wearable weasel bracelet is made with ethically sourced ermine fur with a clay head. They're available in a range of colors.

Relive those traumatic childhood experiences all over again with this absent father action figure. This hilarious gag gift won't show up to the game, won't bring home milk and has real abandonment action. *Father not included.

Significantly increase your catch rate with this sexy Pokeball costume. The costume comprises of an open shoulder bodysuit with large keyhole cutout, a glittery organdy skirt, a belt and a headband with attached jersey bow.

Create the perfect dining atmosphere for your furry friends with this squirrel picnic table. The table is made from pine, it can be mounted anywhere in the garden and it comes fully assembled. *Squirrel cutlery sold separately.