Relive those traumatic childhood experiences all over again with this absent father action figure. This hilarious gag gift won't show up to the game, won't bring home milk and has real abandonment action. *Father not included.
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Become an amateur prospector and strike it rich with this gold panning kit. The gold rush nugget bucket contains everything you need to find real gold. The patented design makes gravity do the hard work while you reap the rewards.
Masks are essential for Halloween, just like they are in the Netflix series, Squid Game. Choose between five different mask styles including the guards in the pink jumpsuits (triangle, circle or square) and the mysterious Front Man.
Serve your favorite whiskey, scotch, or bourbon in style with the Whiskey Barrel Coasters. Included are 5 coasters with 1 whiskey barrel to store them. A must-have for your personal whiskey bar and for rustic decor enthusiasts.
Drive safely at night and in low light conditions with this night vision dash cam. The dual cams capture 1080p full color video even in a starlight environment. The rear camera works in torrential rain as it's IP67 waterproof.
Simplify your Wake and Bake with this ceramic Bong Mug. No more swapping between your coffee and your bong, now you can enjoy both at the same time. The mug can hold 11oz of fluid and it’s got a decent size bowl too.
Decorate your games room with these fun and colorful Nintendo Gameboy Coasters. This set of vibrant coasters features all your favorite classic Game Boy games and will have you whistling the Super Mario or Zelda theme tunes.
Protect your drinks from getting spiked with this innovative drink cover scrunchie. The drink cover scrunchie stretches over your glass and has a small hole to fit a straw. This allows you to stay protected while you're drinking.
Start your day with the tastiest waffles in the galaxy with this Millennium Falcon waffle maker. The waffle maker has a non stick coating which means its as easy to remove waffles as it is to complete the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.
Start your new diet plan the right way with the Ketoscan metabolism tracker. Using a breath analyzer, this device measures your ketone levels and calculates body fat burning rate. Monitor your progress via the free app.
Give your helmet a futuristic look by using the motorcycle helmet lighting kit. As you speed down the road, the TRON-inspired light strips keep everyone's focus on you while simultaneously improving the rider's visibility.
Become a member of the mysterious secret society that doesn't exist with this official illuminati membership card. The highly coveted new world order ID card can be customized with your name and the option of adding a photo.
Blow your enemies away with the Airzooka Air Blaster. The high-pressure blaster can shoot streams of air up to 20 feet. The Airzooka is safe for all environments and is the perfect weapon for your next game of capture the flag.
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