Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter

Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

Show the people of Mega City One that you are the law with this Judge Dredd helmet. The helmet has a transparent visor that provides great visibility for bionic eyes. The inside is lined with soft foam and fabric for comfort.

This Automatic Pan Stirrer mechanically stirs your food with a smooth, gentle, and consistent motion, saving you time and effort. Simply put it in a pan or pot, press the power button, and the stirrer will start rotating on its own.

Has anyone ever told you that you have a massive chip on your shoulder? Well, why not show it off next Halloween! This costume includes 1 jumbo potato chip with a large safety pin to attach it to the shoulder of any outfit.

Keep your furniture safe from your cat's playful yet destructive nature with these adorable cat claw covers. The soft claw covers are non intrusive and they're made with non toxic vinyl. They come in a range of sizes and colors.

We all need a little help around the house from time to time. The day your dog can assist with the spring cleaning has arrived...or least you can pretend it has. Build your friends' hopes up and crush them with this Dust Boots prank pack.

Conjure up some witchcraft or wizardry during your coffee break with this Harry Potter self-stirring mug. The mug comes with a magic wand so you can make it appear like you're using a spell. Just remember, swish and flick!

Reassure your partner that you'll never let them down with this Rick Astley never gonna give you up valentine's card. Whether your partner loves retro 1980's music or you just love Rickrolling people, this card is perfect.

Feel like the caped crusader every time you reach into the oven with these Batman oven mitts. The 100% cotton, heat resistant oven mitts feature a bat symbol and the iconic spikes, ideal for any aspiring kitchen superhero.

Take your trips to the next level with this most versatile portable fire pit on the market. It has a 12V 100 watt sound system consisting of two 3” marine grade speakers and allows you to connect your devices within a 60ft range.

Wake up and smell the bacon with this taste bud sizzling maple bacon flavored coffee. The ethically sourced coffee is a fusion of rich, roasted arabica coffee beans infused with the sweet taste of maple syrup and smoky bacon.

Keep your hands nice and toasty while working this winter with the heated unicorn mouse mat. Whether you're working from home or stuck in a freezing office, this heated mouse pad will ensure your hands don't get cold and stiff.