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The Dog Bathrobe Towel is the perfect solution to keep your furry friend warm and dry after bath time. Designed for dogs weighing around 30-50 lbs, it is made with ultra-absorbent material that soaks up moisture quickly.

Saw faster and more efficiently with the Mini Electric Chainsaw. The 4-inch cordless chainsaw has an extra-high hardness guide chain to ensure smooth cutting. Suitable for woodcutting, bush pruning, and gardening.

Add some extra Christmas magic to your tree or room with these adorable snow globe string lights. Each bulb is filled with fake snow, a little pine tree and tiny decorations. The string lights have 2 lighting modes, steady or flashing.

Checkmate ‘em all with this one-of-a-kind Pokemon Chess Set. It includes a 39cm chess board with felt lining and magnetic wooden pieces. It features 12 different Pokémon first explored in the generation 1 and 2 series.

Cook up some erotic and eggciting huevos with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick stencil is recommended for those that love phallic shaped eggs and kinky cuisine. Make sure to keep a close eye to ensure the eggs don’t get too hard..

Enjoy a fun and retro breakfast with this officially licensed Tetris waffle maker. Simply pour your waffle mix into the Tetris waffle maker and it will cook your waffles into the recognizable tetriminos from the 1980's classic game.

Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.

Take your home from zero to 60 in no time with this race fuel scented candle. The scented candle for manly men has subtle notes of burnt rubber, motor oil, and high performance gasoline for that authentic racetrack smell.

Stay warm and toasty on the fairway with these convenient portable golf cart heaters. The propane-fueled portable golf cart heater is small enough to fit in the cupholder but the 4,000 BTU heater can last for up to 5.5 hours.

Light up your world at night with this levitating moon lamp. This 3D printed moon lamp floats using a powerful built-in magnet. The moon has a textured surface and even slowly rotates to replicate our moons orbit around earth.

Ensure your Christmas tree always has a happy little friend with this Bob Ross Christmas ornament. The 5" tall, molded resin ornament will brighten up your tree and it comes with a loop and string at the top for hanging.

Hear the power of the Dark Side with the Darth Vader bluetooth speaker. By using the power of force bond (bluetooth 4.2), you can pair 2 speakers together for a sound experience that would make emperor palpatine proud.