The Cockcuterie Board

The Cockcuterie Board

Surprise your dinner guests with some nuts…cured meat and cheese served on the Cock-cuterie Board. The penis-shaped board is available in both small and large sizes…and is the perfect way to spice up a tame dinner party.

$29.99+
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