Star Wars Sound Effect Machine

Apparently nobody knew how to handle a cock quite like grandma. This hilarious Cookbook contains 50 mouth watering chicken recipes just like grandma used to make. Now I know why Grandad was always smiling.

Start your new diet plan the right way with the Ketoscan metabolism tracker. Using a breath analyzer, this device measures your ketone levels and calculates body fat burning rate. Monitor your progress via the free app.

Add some anus destroying heat to every meal you can think of with this Sriracha cookbook. The cookbook has 50 spicy recipes for you to try including delicious honey-Sriracha glazed buffalo wings or bacon-Sriracha cornbread.

Double, double toil and trouble, add some cream for frothy bubbles! Even the most fabulous witches need a caffeine kick in the morning to start their day, and what better way than with this ceramic witches cauldron mug.

The LED astronaut cloud lamp will look right at home in any mancave or bedroom. It has over 200 light modes and comes with a remote control so you can set the lights to suit your mood. That's definitely one small step for man.

Easily climb walls or trees to stealthily infiltrate the enemy base with these ninja hand claws. The Shuko claws are made from steel and can be used for hand to hand combat . They are an ideal training tool for any aspiring ninja.

Drinking wine has never been so easy with the new SIPSIP Wine Glass. Reduce your wine splashes and spills with this unique wine glass that has built in straw. The ideal accessory for a wine and dine night with the girls.

Prepare yourself for an epic day of drinking with the heroic Beer Belt. Designed to hold a cold 6 pack of cans, this belt will allow you to stay in the one spot to focus on the one thing that matters the most, getting absolutely shitfaced.

The Starry Waffles print is the perfect addition to any breakfast nook! This masterpiece combines the iconic Waffle House with the timeless beauty of Van Gogh's Starry Night. Hang it up and enjoy the sweet, syrupy dreams it inspires.

Let your uninvited guests know how you feel before they reach the door with these middle finger statues. The hilarious statues are made of cement so they are an ideal garden statue for the introverted or anti-social gardener.

Celebrate the joy of your new graduate with these Pokemon graduation cards. Featuring the artwork of various Pokemon from Gen 1, you have the option to fully customize each card for your loved one to commemorate the big day.

Show your allegiance to the house you love with these Adidas Game of Thrones sneakers. These limited edition running shoes are inspired by the houses and warring factions of Westeros including House Targaryen, Stark and Lannister.