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Start your poker night how you intend to end it, by struggling to see the cards. The drunk playing cards are a great novelty gift. Each card has a varying level of blurriness that will increase the feeling of intoxication.

You'll never be left in the dark with the world's brightest flashlight. It produces a whopping 100,000 lumens which is as bright as 100 light bulbs. The range is roughly 1,350 meters and the LED's have a lifespan of 50,000 hours.

Fill your home with the tantalizing aroma of waffles with these warm blueberry muffin candles. These handmade candles look and smell just like real waffles topped with fresh blueberries and smothered in maple syrup.

Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.

This light up Pokemon terrarium is home to a sleepy Bulbasaur. Inside Bulbasaur is resting in its natural environment and is surrounded by remote controlled LED lights that allow you to set it to eight different brightnesses/modes.

Keep your pup stylish and protected with the Dog Overalls! Made from durable and waterproof material, it's perfect for outdoor adventures. Available in various sizes, it's the ultimate accessory for your furry friend.

The Lego cap comes with blocks and instructions to create the front panel image. Also included is a removable brim panel that can be decorated with Lego pieces. An awesome fashion statement or addition to your collection.

Unlock the power of your dreams with these lucid dreaming supplements. The formula activates neurotransmitters that boost your consciousness while dreaming. The extra control and recall will make you feel like Neo.

Keep your lunch ORGANized with the human organ transplant, insulated lunch bag. It has a foam-insulated water-proof lining so your lunch will be ready to transplant right into your stomach.

Make this all season Russian-Bear hot tent your new portable man cave. The frame is made from aviation aluminum alloy B95T1 that can withstand strong winds and frost. All openings have mosquito nets and reinforced zippers.

Looking for a way to turn your desk into Tony Stark's lab? The Iron Man Headphone Stand will keep your headset safe and remind you of one thing...if you can't protect your desk from clutter, you can be damn well sure you'll avenge it.

It’s time to open up a Can of Whoop-Ass on your enemy! Packed with 8oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore. Get ready to take on the world with this explosive blend of attitude and domination.