Portable Electric Pump

Avoid the mess produced from female ejaculation with a quality embroidered Squirt Rag. The 100% cotton washcloths are soft and the perfect size at 12” x 12”. No more wiping down the walls after a steamy night in bed.

Ride the waves like never before with this pop up wind sail. Simply attach the pop up wind sail, adjust it so it catches the wind and you're set. The sail has a clear window so you can still see what is in front of you.

Sink your gnashers into 4.5kg of the finest quality Swiss chocolate. The 80 cm Giant Toblerone stays true to its classic recipe and would take a small army weeks to consume. Be ready to experience an unparalleled food coma.

Keep your favorite ice cream safe from the vultures in your own home, with the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock. It is designed to fit over your standard Ben & Jerry’s pint of ice cream and features a metal combination lock.

Enjoy a delicious snack made just for astronauts with this astronaut ice cream sandwich. The ice cream sandwich is made with real ice cream and frozen to -76°F. The ice cream has a shelf life of 3 years and is ready to eat.

This Volkswagen Beetle Sofa is a vintage car fanatics wet dream. This classic Beetle has been transformed into a stylish sofa and comes with working lights and a custom number plate. The perfect addition to a gearheads man cave.

Be your own barista this festive period with the Coffee Advent Calendar. Nothing beats the smell of fresh brewed coffee on a cold Christmas morning. This unique advent calendar experience is ideal for coffee lovers.

Deter attackers from a distance with the pepper spray gun. The unique pepper spray gun fires pellets filled with a non lethal pepper spray and tear gas concoction that can neutralize a target up to 150 feet away.

Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

If you're looking for something to make your ride more bad ass, look no further than these bullet valve stem caps. The caps are made from real .40 caliber bullets once fired by the U.S military. They are 100% safe for use.

Looking to up your fitness game? Cycle Boxer is a high-intensity cycling and boxing hybrid that offers a unique cardio workout from the comfort of your home. It has a wide range of challenging programs to help you burn fat and keep fit.

Keep warm at night when you cuddle up with these Alpaca body pillows. The Alpaca body pillows are 52" tall or 40" that are ideal for children. The pillow case can be easily removed for cleaning and they're machine washable.