Pet Sweep Dust Boots

Keep your kids safe online without needing a degree in cyber security with this parental control router. The router is easy to set up and comes with an app to simplify the process of blocking hackers and mature content.

Grab your tinfoil hat and get ready for the inevitable alien invasion with this UFO keycap. The keycap is 3D printed and the UFO is hand painted. The clear resin lets the RGB light shine through to illuminate the tractor beam.

The Guard Dog Hornet is the world’s smallest stun gun that can be concealed in your hand but don’t let the size fool you, it packs a powerful punch. Protect yourself from any attacker with its 6 million volt and 3.6 milliamp zap.

Brush up on your knowledge of the illuminati with these 1929 Freemasonry encyclopedias. The encyclopedia of Freemasonry books contain an in-depth compendium of art and knowledge, written by a 33rd-degree Mason.

Ride around the street like a man on a mission with Mario Motorcycle Helmet Cover. The plush helmet cover is easy to install, fits every common full-face helmet, and is sure to increase your visibility on the road.

Deck the halls with balls of Barry this Christmas with the Merry Dickmas Christmas Sweater. It’s the perfect white elephant or secret santa gift for your family and friends and they can even wear it to their next ugly Christmas sweater party.

Earn green while you clean with Money Soap. Every bar of soap contains anything from $1 to $50 and yes, it's real money inside. Now there's more incentive to wash often and feel like a million bucks, or maybe 50 if you're lucky.

Relax after a hard day and snuggle up with these giant cockroach pillows. The cockroach pillows are stuffed with PP cotton and have a soft plush cover. The extra legs and super soft antennae will give you the best cuddles.

Destroy anything that crosses your path with the NERF Elite Titan Machine Gun. It fires a deadly, rapid-fire storm of 50 darts from its motorized blaster and is equipped with a shoulder strap to carry this behemoth into any battle.

The best burgers are like life. The Cheeseburger Backpack is a 100% authentic licensed product from the Steven Universe. The tomato, cheese, and bun plush layers all unzip to reveal 3 large compartments.

Stay afloat out on the water with the Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear. The shorts are made from 2 layers of PVC, will fit up to a 50” (127 cm) waist, and add to your much-needed sex appeal for any onlookers at the beach.

Create the perfect ambience for your all night streaming sessions on Twitch with these Monster Energy candles. The candles are made with natural and organic soy wax, mica powder and essential oils that make a delicious scent.