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Embellish your home or office with this hilarious cat balls 2023 calendar. Each month of this amusing calendar has the dates ready to be marked, a handy notes section and of course, an image of a cat with his balls on display.

Take your best shot...literally. These polished shot glasses are shaped like 50 cal bullet casings and are made with premium quality ceramic, with high resolution engravings. They come in a set of 2 and can hold up to 2oz/60ml.

Ensure you always look like a snack when you wear these cute pizza slice earrings. The pizza earrings are lightweight are they're hand sculpted with polymer clay. They feature intricate detailing, toppings and grill marks.

Change the vibe of any room with these cool app controlled sunset lamps. The lamps provide a warming glow and the easy to use app allows for up to 16 million colors. The light can by synced with your music for amazing videos.

Keep your dog away from people by keeping people away from you. This werewolf dog muzzle can make the cutest doggo look like a bloodthirsty demon dog straight from hell. The werewolf dog muzzle is perfect for Halloween.

Stop missing out on life because of period pain with the life changing Monarch period pain relief device. The Monarch is small, easy to use and combines heat therapy and gentle electrical pulses to quickly relieve period pain.

Become more powerful than you could possibly imagine with the Obi-Wan Kenobi Lightsaber. It’s crafted from top-quality aluminum with a metal hilt, has 11 interchangeable colors and 6 custom sound fonts for exquisite dueling.

Decorate your garden with this horrifying zombie garden gnome. The flesh-eating garden gnome is ideal for indoor or outdoor use to freak out your neighbors all year long. It's made from high quality resin and its hand painted.

Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

Transport yourself to the most peaceful place in Middle Earth with the Shire Candle. Emitting sweat notes of fruit and florals, this candle will bring the sweet-smelling orchards from the beloved home of the Hobbits to your room.

Ensure a fresh start to a rainy day with this hilarious Romaine lettuce umbrella. The umbrella features a leafy green lettuce print that makes it look like you're carrying a head of crisp Romaine lettuce when it's folded.

Relieve bloating and constipation the natural way with this poop like a champion tea. This caffeine free herbal tea has the right combination of senna and a peppermint flavor for natural relief with a non violent exit.