Matrix Prosthetic Headjack

Matrix Prosthetic Headjack

Take the red pill and disconnect from the matrix. This 3D printed prosthetic Headjack can be applied to the back of your neck for probing and energy harvesting. They make any matrix cosplay look more realistic ... or simulated?

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