Become a Spartan warrior on the battlefield when you wear this Master Chief Airsoft Helmet. The helmet is strong and durable with mesh for extra protection. The helmet features working lights and has customized paint options.
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Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.
Give your loved ones the gift of safety with this bottle of blinker fluid. The bright blend blinker fluid is the ideal gift for new drivers looking to keep their blinkers bright. The 8oz premium bottle will last for up to 10,000 blinks.
Revolutionize your morning with this one-click butter slice cutter to quickly cut a slice of butter. The thin slices are easier to spread on your toast and it also functions as a small container to keep your butter fresh for longer.
Provide some comfort for your pup's paws with these slip-on Dog Crocs. Made of waterproof material and simple to put on and take off, these crocs are an inexpensive solution to protect your dog's paws in the hot and cold months.
Take a break from battling Skynet's cyborg assassins and crack open a beer with this Terminator 2 bottle opener. The wall mounted bottle opener is a highly detailed model of the Cyberdyne Systems T-800 cast in fine resin.
The Clucky Balboa superhero chicken arms will make your feathered friends feel like heavy hitters. The elastic band keeps the arms in place and easily slips on and off, enabling your chickens to pack a serious punch.
Create your very own cache of memories with this stainless steel time capsule. The capsule has a lifespan of up to 200 years and it's large enough to hold newspapers, letters and photographs for future generations to find.
Keep those games of catch with junior going after sundown with this LED baseball. The baseball features 4 LED lights and an on/off switch. The ball is the same size and weight of an official baseball with genuine stitching.
Change the vibe of any room with these cool app controlled sunset lamps. The lamps provide a warming glow and the easy to use app allows for up to 16 million colors. The light can by synced with your music for amazing videos.
The GrillBlazer GrillGun is a dependable, tough, 400,000+ BTU torch that is designed to start fires quickly and effortlessly. The multi-functional outdoor cooking tool provides an easy way to grill, sear, and roast meats and vegetables.
Play all of your favorite retro games with this handheld retro emulator. The handheld emulator can play games from the N64, PS1, SNES, Sega and other consoles. The device comes preloaded so its ready to play out of the box.
Whether you're a Sith emperor or a Jedi master, sometimes you'll need to use the force while you're sitting on your throne. The hilarious bathroom sign will remind your visitors to use the force when they go to the dark side.
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