Magnetic Sand Timer

Some say he's crass, others say he's a genius. But the one thing everyone agrees on is that he's entertaining. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is comprised of Trump's tweets, organized by specific themes and topics.

Unleash your revolutionary spirit with the Mandalorian Helmet. This replica helmet is made of high-end PVC material with a metal-like coating. It’s designed to be lightweight so you won’t ever want to take it off.

The alcohol shot gun can hold a full sized shot 1.5oz/44 ml and is made of heavy duty plastic to last many wild parties. The gun is designed to pack a punch, so load it up with your favorite liquor and shoot it straight down the hatch.

Enjoy the convenience of good coffee on the go when there’s no Starbucks close-by. Simply pop in your capsule, add hot water and pump for a delicious espresso outdoors, ideal for hiking or just being pretentious.

Restore some much needed HP with this Elden Ring crimson tears tea. The raspberry hibiscus tea comes with disposable tea bags for each cup. You can increase it's potency by finding a sacred tear, or by steeping the tea for longer.

The durable glass beer mugs are designed with a heavy-duty tool handle for easy gripping. Pick between a hammer, plumber wrench, screwdriver, and spanner wrench handle, and surprise the handyman or plumber in your life.

Stay ready for your close up with this vintage camera handbag. This adorable handbag is small and portable with a chain link shoulder strap. It's made from PU leather and is the ideal size for carrying your phone and makeup.

Illuminate pretty much any surface at night with this cool glow in the dark tape. The self-adhesive tape is easy to apply and looks great on everything. The strip is 1 inch wide and almost 10ft long, enough for any room.

This hands-free pet dryer has a 360-degree adjustable drying tube that allows you to direct air where it’s needed. Use the free-standing base or wall mount attachment to dry off your dog with ease and give it the freshest hairstyle.

Celebrate the holidays in style with this Gremlins ugly Christmas sweater. The sweater features Gizmo, everyone's favorite Mogwai sporting an adorable Christmas hat. Luckily, the sweater can withstand water and bright lights.

Enjoy the natural glow from your very own glow in the dark mushrooms. This amazing bioluminescent fungi doesn't require charging from a light source and comes in a mason jar with a nutritious substrate for optimum growth.

Let's face it, we all feel like dicks wearing masks so why not one further by having one on your mask? This crochet penis face mask is handmade and 100% cotton. Ideal for keeping safe while making people laugh.