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Take one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind with these astronaut boot slippers. The astronaut boot slippers are officially licensed. They have a non slip sole and they are wrapped in microfiber fleece.

The electric heel skates are powered by an 80 Watt motor and have a pressure sensitive power control system. They have an easy to use quick click frame and fit sneakers in youth size 12 up to adults size 12.

Let your doggo enjoy a nice cold beer with the Bowser Beer For Dogs. This non-alcoholic, flavorful treat includes glucosamine for healthy joints and is available in a variety of flavors including beef, chicken, and pork.

Host your own interactive crime thriller dinner party with the DIY Murder Mystery Set. It is created for up to 12 players and includes 3 alternative endings, so that you can play it over and over again to reveal the true culprit.

Catch the eye of your crush this Halloween, with the alluring Catch Me Honey Costume. The Pikachu-inspired women's costume will help you earn a badge for your cute ears and give you the ability to zip around at lightning speed!

Keep your balls smooth & your drains clear with the pube muncher handheld pube vacuum. The pube muncher is a compact yet powerful pube munching machine that will devour any hair you leave in the sink after a manscaping session.

Simplify your Wake and Bake with this ceramic Bong Mug. No more swapping between your coffee and your bong, now you can enjoy both at the same time. The mug can hold 11oz of fluid and it’s got a decent size bowl too.

Be prepared for combat with this tactical military mug. It can store almost any kind of liquid with a temperature between 50 and 248 degrees °F. Attach your spotting scope, tripod and flashlight to its rail when camping or hunting.

Give your bachelorettes the mouthful they really want with this hilarious penis pasta. This outrageous 'Gag' gift is ideal for any bachelorette or adult-themed party and is sure to make a meal your guests won't soon forget.

Lift stubborn stains without the use of harsh chemicals or plastic. These laundry detergent tablets are the world's first and only plastic-free laundry tablets. The tablets are powered by special stain-fighting enzymes.

The durable glass beer mugs are designed with a heavy-duty tool handle for easy gripping. Pick between a hammer, plumber wrench, screwdriver, and spanner wrench handle, and surprise the handyman or plumber in your life.

The CreekKooler Floating Cooler is the perfect solution for all your water-based adventures. This cooler floats alongside you and keeps your drinks and snacks cool for hours. Perfect for kayaking, paddle boarding, and boating!