Elden Ring Valkyrie Helmet

Saw faster and more efficiently with the Mini Electric Chainsaw. The 4-inch cordless chainsaw has an extra-high hardness guide chain to ensure smooth cutting. Suitable for woodcutting, bush pruning, and gardening.

Your egg in shining armor awaits with this medieval knight egg cup. The miniature knight armor comes with a spoon “sword” and a protective helmet that securely holds your egg and keeps it warm until you’re ready to eat.

Keep your cryptocurrency safe from hackers with a crypto-only MacBook Air. This MacBook Air M1 can be customized to have all your favorite wallets and exchanges pre-installed. An ideal cold storage solution with added security.

The electric heel skates are powered by an 80 Watt motor and have a pressure sensitive power control system. They have an easy to use quick click frame and fit sneakers in youth size 12 up to adults size 12.

Transform the way you cook at home with this outdoor pizza oven. This fast heat-up stone oven reaches temperatures of over 932ºF to give that perfectly puffed up charred artisan crust and melted cheese in just 60 seconds.

Explore the sea like never before with the underwater scooter. It's lightweight design and beefy battery can make this last for up to 45 minutes on the lower speed setting. It also has a top speed of about 2.7mph.

Get ready for some Reefer Madness with this ganja themed board game. Play with up to 8 players and compete to become the royal highness of ganja land. There’s even a coveted royal crown for the winner.

Bring back some childhood nostalgia with the Pokemon Home Sweet Home Doormat. The retro Pokemon doormat has a Game Boy graphics design with a polyester felt face and is available in both day and night settings.

Don’t let the muggles get you down, add some magic to your day with the officially licensed Harry Potter color changing glass. Pour in a cold drink and watch the color appear as if by some sort of wizardy or witchcraft.

Take a trip on the wild side this festive period with the amazing shot glass darts bar. Load up each shot glass with your strongest liquor and watch those faces drain. The perfect white elephant gift for your friends.

Avoid the mess produced from female ejaculation with a quality embroidered Squirt Rag. The 100% cotton washcloths are soft and the perfect size at 12” x 12”. No more wiping down the walls after a steamy night in bed.

If you want to make a bold statement this Halloween, look no further than the giant middle finger mask. This ruthless mask is a great way to demonstrate your angst and lack of time to put something thoughtful together.