Keep your manhood warm all winter with this hilarious crocheted chicken pecker warmer. The hand crocheted willy warmer is made from yarn and will ensure all the hens will want to keep warm with your clucking cozy cock.
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Having some good tools on hand is essential for any mechanic. This 11oz Mechanic Tools Set Coffee Mug has a graphic depicting a fully stacked toolbox printed all around the cup. The perfect gift for the handyman in your life.
Add a cheeky vibe to any room with these 3D printed booty pots. These booty-ful pots are made from a plant based plastic that's environmentally friendly. They come in 4 sizes and a wide range of colors to suit any decor.
The cotton hand-crocheted Chicken Turtleneck Sweater will turn your feathered birds into pristine young gentlemen. It's a fun, lightweight sweater that will be the perfect warming attire for the coming fall and winter seasons.
The perfect charcuterie board has never tasted so sweet. The Chocolate Cheese board is handmade from Belgium milk, white and dark chocolate with carmine colouring and is packaged in a lavish box for aesthetic appeal.
Give your head an extreme shave with the ATX head razor. The ATX head razor has a convenient finger ring to make shaving your head a breeze. The innovative ATX head razor is compatible with HB4 and HB6 refill packs.
The GrillBlazer GrillGun is a dependable, tough, 400,000+ BTU torch that is designed to start fires quickly and effortlessly. The multi-functional outdoor cooking tool provides an easy way to grill, sear, and roast meats and vegetables.
Let your anxiety and stress drift away to the mesmerizing motions of this kinetic jellyfish sculpture. The sculpture features a surprisingly minimalistic design to achieve the intricate and almost life like movement of jellyfish.
Enjoy mobile gaming as it should be with the Black Shark 4 gaming phone. It features the JOYUI 12.5 OS, a 144Hz refresh rate, magnetic pop up triggers and a whopping 4,500mAh battery for serious gaming sessions.
Work comfortably from anywhere you’d like with the portable laptop desk tray. Balance your laptop on it’s soft cushion padded base, while maneuvering around its built-in mouse pad. It even has a slot for your phone to hold it upright.
Experience realistic battle simulation to prepare you for a battle with the empire. This full scale replica of Luke Skywalker's helmet has realistic sound effects. Choose between sounds from either the battle of Yavin or Hoth.
Relax after a hard day and snuggle up with these giant cockroach pillows. The cockroach pillows are stuffed with PP cotton and have a soft plush cover. The extra legs and super soft antennae will give you the best cuddles.
Keep your workspace warm and cozy with this personal fireplace. The personal fireplace uses isopropyl alcohol as fuel so there isn't lots of soot. Perfect for making s'mores without the hassle of going camping.
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