Crocheted Chicken Pecker Warmer

Crocheted Chicken Pecker Warmer

Keep your manhood warm all winter with this hilarious crocheted chicken pecker warmer. The hand crocheted willy warmer is made from yarn and will ensure all the hens will want to keep warm with your clucking cozy cock.

$15.00
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