Cocktail and Margarita Machine

It’s time to open up a Can of Whoop-Ass on your enemy! Packed with 8oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore. Get ready to take on the world with this explosive blend of attitude and domination.

With an eye-catching shade of bright pink, this narwhal motorcycle helmet cover is perfect for any biker who wants to stand out from the crowd. When you're cruising on the open road, this helmet will have you feeling fresh and funky.

Cut your pizza in style with this hilarious Bicycle Pizza Cutter. Not only will it look smart and cute on display in your kitchen, it features a sharp and durable stainless steel blade that can cut through any crust.

Shock your halloween guest with the 5ft animated death row prisoner. The inmate is dressed in a bloody jumpsuit and when the decoration senses motion it begins to violently flail around, letting out an excruciating scream.

Easily hold your drink and cigar in the same hand without fumbling using this cigar holding whiskey glass. The ergonomically designed glass has an 9oz capacity and a built-in cigar side holder to securely hold your stogie.

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

Indulge in the exotic taste of this Thai blue tea. The tea is made from a blend of tea leaves and butterfly pea flower. Just like the iconic Tatooine Blue Milk from Star Wars, this tea will transport you to a galaxy far, far away.

Get a live feed of the birds that visit your garden with the live feed bird feeder. The feeder features a clear back with 2 suction cups to secure it to your window. The YouTube like design will provide hours of entertainment.

Find out if your college years paid off with this ultimate game of human beer pong. A great way to get a night out started and the beers flowing. This set of two inflatable bucket hats and a ball is guaranteed to liven up the party.

Keep your balls smooth & your drains clear with the pube muncher handheld pube vacuum. The pube muncher is a compact yet powerful pube munching machine that will devour any hair you leave in the sink after a manscaping session.

Fill these Essential Oil Diffuser Bottles with your favorite fragrance and have your car smelling fresh. Attach the clip to your car vent to hold it in place and adjust the volatile balls up and down to release long-lasting car scents.

Build your version of the Shire in your backyard with these tiny Hobbit-Holes. The Hobbit homes, inspired by the Lord of the Rings, will make it feel like you're living in Bag End and serve as the ideal playhouse for your little halflings.