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Chew your way to the perfectly chiseled Chad jaw you always dreamed of with this Chad jaw exercise ball. This compact silicone chew ball can help get rid of a double chin, strengthen your face muscles and define your jawline.

Keep your baby calm and relaxed while you laugh at the hilarity of this mustache pacifier. This pacifier is made from BPA-free silicone so it's safe for your baby and it has an orthodontic design that poses no risk to teeth.

Clean up your next silent but deadly fart with the disposable Shart Wipes. Anyone who has had an upset stomach in the past knows that they could be surprised with a rogue squirt. This travel-sized pack of 15 has got you covered.

Rid your home of evil entities, witches spells and ill fortune with these witch balls. The witch ball can be hung in an eastern window to tempt evil spirits to touch it, once touched, the spirit will be absorbed and trapped inside forever.

Enjoy Pokémon like never before with these custom made Pokémon console cartridges. The custom cartridges are made using genuine parts and real game boards. Now you can catch 'em all on the big screen with retro hardware.

Decorate your yard for Halloween with these terrifying zombie arms lawn stakes. The zombie hands are made from plastic with poplin fabric sleeves with stakes attached to bottom of each hand for easy placement and removal.

Give the gift that keeps on giving (or taking in this case), with this personalized wanking sock. This hilarious gag gift will save the recipient money on tissue costs and replacing crusty socks. Ideal for any white elephant party.

Start your day with the most battle-ready way to drink your coffee with the green army man mug. The ceramic mug features a classic green army man handle and it can hold 12oz, ensuring enough caffeine to ready up for the day.

Open your beers like a true warrior with this Axe Bottle Opener. Included is a magnet and chain so you can stick it on the fridge or place it on a hook for easy access. An ideal gift for the man in your life this year.

Race around your dreams each night with the Adult Race Car Bed. The queen-size bed is designed to look like a pristine Lamborghini and is made with genuine leather. It comes with a neon light underglow and a Bluetooth speaker.

One does not simply walk into Mordor without a pair of Hobbit Feet Slippers. The plush and padded slippers turn your tootsies into furry adventure feet. These hairy Halfling feet will keep you warm on a brisk day.

Hide your bad shots or add an extra challenge to a round of golf with these camouflage golf balls. Trying to find your golf ball can be difficult, but with these it will be almost impossible. Perfect for any keen golfer.