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Turn that gross fur ball and cat hair on your couch into something beautiful. Crafting with cat hair will show you how to make everything from cat toys to picture frames with all the stray hairs from your feline friend.

Confuse your friends or piss off your annoying neighbor with this mail order goat prank box. The prank box will be sent anonymously to the target, with tips for grooming and loving the goat they think is being delivered.

Let your uninvited guests know how you feel before they reach the door with these middle finger statues. The hilarious statues are made of cement so they are an ideal garden statue for the introverted or anti-social gardener.

Get the most from your beard oil while sleeping with this beard bonnet. The bonnet is washable and will ensure good beard growth throughout the night. The bonnet can also protect your beloved beard from crumbs while eating.

Revolutionize your morning with this one-click butter slice cutter to quickly cut a slice of butter. The thin slices are easier to spread on your toast and it also functions as a small container to keep your butter fresh for longer.

Keep your hands free for snacking while watching YouTube videos with this phone holder snack bowl. The bowl features space for snacks and a separate compartment for disposing of shells, stems and pits for easy cleanup.

Clean up your next silent but deadly fart with the disposable Shart Wipes. Anyone who has had an upset stomach in the past knows that they could be surprised with a rogue squirt. This travel-sized pack of 15 has got you covered.

Simplify your Wake and Bake with this ceramic Bong Mug. No more swapping between your coffee and your bong, now you can enjoy both at the same time. The mug can hold 11oz of fluid and it’s got a decent size bowl too.

Transform your harmless chickens into a prehistoric beast with the Chicken T-Rex Arms. The dinosaur arms rest over the neck of your animals and are a must-have if you are delving into the hilarious world of chicken accessories.

Save some time while cleaning the house with these innovative mop slippers. They are made from super soft rose fleece so they're warm and comfy. The bottom is made from chenille and its detachable and washable.

Carry some nostalgia wherever you go with the miniature Pokemon Gameboy keychains. These tiny keychains are designed to look just like the Pokemon red and blue Gameboy games that started the craze way back in the late 90's.

You'll never be left in the dark with the world's brightest flashlight. It produces a whopping 100,000 lumens which is as bright as 100 light bulbs. The range is roughly 1,350 meters and the LED's have a lifespan of 50,000 hours.