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Safely split firewood for kindling without the risk of splitting a body part with the kindling cracker firewood splitter. Wood is placed in the safety ring, onto the splitting wedge and hit with a hammer or another blunt object.

Make learning fun with the Amazon Fire HD 10 Kids tablet. It comes with a 1 year subscription to Amazon Kids+ where they have access to books, videos, apps and more. It features an octa-core processor and 1080p display.

Give your little girl the dolly she's always dreamed of with this miniature gator doll. This hideous gator doll abomination is made with a real alligator head on a porcelain doll body and comes with an adorable polkadot dress.

Kick back and relax with everyone's favorite pink puffball in the Kirby plush slippers. The slippers contain a super soft cotton filling that makes them extra soft and comfy. They feature a rubber sole and a plush Kirby.

Keep your favorite ice cream safe from the vultures in your own home, with the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock. It is designed to fit over your standard Ben & Jerry’s pint of ice cream and features a metal combination lock.

Prepare yourself for an epic day of drinking with the heroic Beer Belt. Designed to hold a cold 6 pack of cans, this belt will allow you to stay in the one spot to focus on the one thing that matters the most, getting absolutely shitfaced.

Easily hold your drink and cigar in the same hand without fumbling using this cigar holding whiskey glass. The ergonomically designed glass has an 9oz capacity and a built-in cigar side holder to securely hold your stogie.

The Lonely Robot Table Lamp is a beautiful and hand-crafted piece of metalwork. Made of Industrial water pipes, the life-pondering robot is a charming and elegant way to add a touch of Steampunk to your workstation.

Add some magic to any bookshelf with the Platform 9 ¾ bookends. The officially licensed Platform 9 ¾ bookends are made from hand painted, molded resin. A great gift idea for any bookworm or Harry Potter fan of any age.

Get ready to roll out with the Autobots in this transforming Optimus Prime costume. The costume comes with everything you need to finally live out your childhood dream of being a Transformer and defeating the evil Megatron.

Create dazzling displays and visual art with this LED smart Poi from MoodHoops. The poi can generate psychedelic and 8-bit visuals using the remote or click-through mode. The sync mode allows you to pair 2 devices together.

Learn how to effectively unleash an unholy demon at work, with the How To Poo At Work Book. Readers will learn how to avoid co-workers, get in and out of the bathroom quickly, and, primarily, maintain privacy and dignity.