Relive those traumatic childhood experiences all over again with this absent father action figure. This hilarious gag gift won't show up to the game, won't bring home milk and has real abandonment action. *Father not included.
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The Watch Lighter is perfect for the gentleman who wants to impress both his date and the cigar aficionados at the bar. With its sleek design and windproof flame, you can light up your cigar and be fashionably on time.
Add some extra protection at home with the Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun Kit. With the security and accuracy of a traditional fireman, its rounds are filled with powdered pepper spray and tear gas that breaks on contact.
Eliminate the need for chemicals or gas when lighting your BBQ with the Looft Lighter X. This environmentally friendly gadget uses super heated air to light your charcoal in 60 seconds. It can be used up to 10 times on a full charge.
Ensure you never lose your way at night with these croc headlights. The headlights attach to your favorite crocs and can be easily toggled on or off. They're easy to install and come in a variety of colors to match your style.
Protect your knees while on the job with the MaxxHaul Rolling Knee Pads. The rugged ABS plastic frame is cushioned for comfort and features a built-in tray for your tools. Perfect for DIY projects, painting and auto repair.
Nothing says Christmas quite like a 10 foot tall inflatable T-rex wearing a Santa hat in your garden. Its made from a water-proof polyester and it has internal LED lights. It's an ideal addition to your outdoor nativity set.
Build a reputation as the most feared knight in the Lands Between, with this Elden Ring medieval knight costume. The suit is made up of 30 distinct snap-on sections that are completely functional and designed for maximum mobility.
Learn valuable life lessons about accepting your fate with this cursed monkey paw. The legendary monkey paw is said to grant 3 wishes that come at a terrible price. Each paw is meticulously detailed and has realistic hair.
Bring a dash of gridiron action to your tree this Christmas with this Football sled tree ornament. The ornaments feature Santa dressed in team colors and riding in a football-shaped sleigh decorated with the team logo.
Start your day with the most battle-ready way to drink your coffee with the green army man mug. The ceramic mug features a classic green army man handle and it can hold 12oz, ensuring enough caffeine to ready up for the day.
Surprise your geeky significant other or treat yourself to this mystery geek t-shirt pack. The pack contains 10 geeky t-shirts from big name movie and gaming franchises like Legend of Zelda, Fallout, Deadpool and Black Panther.
Save some time while cleaning the house with these innovative mop slippers. They are made from super soft rose fleece so they're warm and comfy. The bottom is made from chenille and its detachable and washable.
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