The Useless Machine

Play a song for the whiner in your life with the sad Tiny Violin. The tiny violin set is the perfect gift for the person who finds a problem in everything. As you know, with every minor inconvenience comes a therapy session.

Get rid of bugs quickly and easily with The Bugzooka Bug Catcher Vacuum. It is a fast and clean solution to pesky bugs in your home. With the simple press of a button, bugs are instantly sucked into a removable catch tube.

Get your little buccaneers excited for study time with this fin-tastic shark desk. The shark desk features a wacky design with rolling eyeballs and a row of illuminated teeth that act as reading lights when studying at night.

Enjoy the world’s most powerful Android TV streaming media player with the NVIDIA Shield TV Pro. It uses advanced AI to upscale HD video to 4K resolution in real time and has Dolby Atmos sound to level up your setup.

Try to outwit your opponent while playing on this giant chess set. The giant chess pieces are made from weather resistant plastic and measure 25 inches tall. The pieces are sturdy in the wind yet light enough for a kid to move.

Wield your authority over the Imperial Forces with the Darth Vader Voice Changer Helmet. The helmet features a built-in voice changer with a lightweight design that is comfortable to wear and has a long-lasting battery life.

Experience the power of the moon with the Sailor Moon Bow Glass Pipe. Its adorable pink bow design will make you feel like a Sailor Scout every time you take a puff. Ideal for enhancing your anime binge-watching sessions!

Monitor your health and wellbeing like never before with this smart jewelry health tracker. The tracker features a battery that last for up to 6 months and tracks steps, calories burned, sleep pattern, menstrual cycle and stress.

Build your version of the Shire in your backyard with these tiny Hobbit-Holes. The Hobbit homes, inspired by the Lord of the Rings, will make it feel like you're living in Bag End and serve as the ideal playhouse for your little halflings.

The PlayStation watch is a must-have accessory for old-school gamers, who loved the classic games console. The silicone watch has a backlit illuminated display and the buttons on the PlayStation are used to set it.

Whether you're a craft beer enthusiast, a culinary adventurer, or just someone who loves a whimsical flavor journey, these spice blends are your ticket to culinary stardom. Cheers to seasoning adventures and flavor-packed fun!

Be like Khabib and hang out with Hasbulla with the amazing Hasbulla Magomedov Life-Size Cut Out! This realistic cut out is perfect for any MMA fans and it comes with a free mini stand so you can display it anywhere you like.