Tactical Christmas Stocking

Transform your harmless chickens into a prehistoric beast with the Chicken T-Rex Arms. The dinosaur arms rest over the neck of your animals and are a must-have if you are delving into the hilarious world of chicken accessories.

Men know we need to have the right tools for the job and this circular saw pizza cutter is ideal. The circular saw pizza cutter is made from tough plastic and stainless steel so it will easily cut through any manly pizza.

Crack open a cold beer in style with this handy Pop off bottle opener. The spring-loaded bottle opener easily opens your bottle with no twisting action needed and it keeps your bottle caps intact, so its a joy for collectors.

Relax after a hard day and snuggle up with these giant cockroach pillows. The cockroach pillows are stuffed with PP cotton and have a soft plush cover. The extra legs and super soft antennae will give you the best cuddles.

Enjoy the natural glow from your very own glow in the dark mushrooms. This amazing bioluminescent fungi doesn't require charging from a light source and comes in a mason jar with a nutritious substrate for optimum growth.

Stay frosty and minty fresh with this 3D printed Tic Tac gun. The gun can shoot your favorite breath mints a distance of approximately 10-15ft. It's easy to load and has even been featured in an episode of Dude Perfect.

Step right up, folks, and feast your eyes on the most diabolically entertaining amusement you've ever laid eyes on - the Evil Clown Ferris Wheel! Bring home this 6 feet tall spectacle if you dare, and let the sinister spinning begin!

Be the life of the party with this CO2 powered confetti cannon. The cannon features LED lights that create a cool effect when the cannon is fired. It can shoot 1KG of confetti up to 30ft and can be fired multiple times per reload.

Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

Choose a grass-type Pokemon to battle your way through Halloween, with the Bulbasaur Hoodie. It features a bulb backpack with vines, sleeves with claws, and cute hooded ears. Ideal for the budding Pokemon Trainer in your life.

Keep your page and your pet by your side with this paw-some personalized pet bookmark. The pet bookmarks are handmade and can be personalized to feature your pet in all their glory. They're laminated and water-resistant.

Now you can feel like the very best, like no one ever was. This stylish case will make your phone look like a legitimate Pokedex while also protecting it from scratches, dirt or an attack by a flock of angry Spearow.