Stormtrooper Wine Holder

The 4"x 4" Toothpick Crossbow is the perfect pocket-sized companion for on-the-go fun. Made with metal, this mini crossbow packs a punch and launches toothpicks with precision. Get ready for endless fun with this mini bow.

Stay awake at the wheel with the innovative anti-sleep alarm. The potentially lifesaving device alerts you up to 5 minutes before the drowsiness kicks in and is scientifically tested by the National Center for Scientific Research.

Wipe out your competition with the ultimate Toilet Paper Blaster. It fires up to 30 feet and uses water to transform toilet paper into clean spitballs. 1 roll of toilet paper is equal to 350+ spitballs (2 spitballs per sheet).

Gift your loved one with the luck of the Irish with this 4 leaf clover in a bottle. The lucky Irish 4 leaf clover is pressed and dried, so it won't wither away and will continue to bring luck to the owner for years to come.

Keep your garden protected from critters with these hilarious army garden gnomes. The gnomes are made from resin and come in various assault poses, ready for garden warfare. The gnomes can also be purchased as a set.

Fire projectiles at up to 350ft per second with this ultra portable pocket shot slingshot. It's made from strong, durable materials and it's easy to load. It comes with 3 pouches, a pro pouch and over 400 rounds of various ammo.

Create the ultimate toasting experience with the Revolution Touchscreen Toaster. It has smart settings for 34 bread types and its algorithm tailors to the ingredients of each. Includes a panini press, warming, and gluten-free mode.

Knowing what to eat and how to cook it in a zombie apocalypse could be the difference between life and death. This zombie apocalypse cook book is filled with culinary skills to help you survive in any infected wastelands.

Become a sock a-fish-ionado when you wear these adorable sushi socks that look almost good enough to eat. The sushi socks box contains unique socks with styles that resemble all your favorite Tamago, Maki and Nigiri dishes.

Learn the art of self defense in a safe environment with the Shadow Fighter Game. The training mode included can help you quickly learn several fighting techniques and moves, so that you can become a shadow fighting master.

Keep your furniture safe from your cat's playful yet destructive nature with these adorable cat claw covers. The soft claw covers are non intrusive and they're made with non toxic vinyl. They come in a range of sizes and colors.

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.