Michael Myers Candle Holder

Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.

Never lose a beer to the water again with the Life Vest Beer Koozie. Keep your beer cool while you’re floating on the lake or ocean with this vintage orange life vest. The perfect gift for the outdoorsy types and avid beer drinkers.

Light up your gaming desk or mancave with the Destiny 2 Glimmer lamp. This glowing loot lamp is 3D printed using a PLA plastic. It comes with an LED strip powered by a button cell battery. Perfect for any Hunter, Warlock or Titan.

Create ambience in any room with the warm glow from these lantern floor lamps. The unique design and choice of color options from the RGB bulbs make this lamp ideal for any setting from living rooms, bed rooms or man caves.

Sail away to paradise with this inflatable floating island. This six person raft is the perfect excuse to leave work for a day of adventure. The two extra-wide pillow backrests and cup holders allow for a relaxing day out on the water.

Stainless steel soap, for use with or without water. It helps to remove bad odors like garlic, fish or onions so its ideal for chefs. The odor causing sulfur molecules on your hand are transferred to the soap using science!

Feel the burn of hellfire-infused pain with the World's Hottest Chocolate Bar. This insanely spicy chocolate bar contains “hellfire” chili extract that is rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.

Reach a new level of stoned with the Taylor Gang X Stundenglass Gravity Hookah, a collaboration with Wiz Khalifa. This stylish, high-quality bong is made with borosilicate glass and aircraft-grade anodized aluminum.

Spice things up with the colossal Dickasaurus Rex. The 3D-printed Cockasaur comes in many different colors and sizes and is designed for pleasure. So much so, your neighbors will know exactly when Dickzilla comes to town.

Make the most of your grill with this Grill Master subscription box. You will receive award winning sauces, rubs, recipes and a "Chef's choice" surprise item every month. It has all you need to become a great pitmaster.

Fight your way through waves of the undead in Resident Evil 2: The board Game. You can play this cooperative horror game with up to 3 friends to see if you can all make it through the zombie-infested streets of Raccoon City.

Acquire the knowledge needed to make a smoking device from pretty much anything with the 99 Ways to Make a Pipe book. The book is humorous and informative, teaching you how to make pipes from simple household items.