Impaled Zombie Pen Holder

Confuse your guests when they have to wash their hands with these realistic potato soaps. These hilarious handmade soaps are made with molds from real potatoes to look as authentic as possible and come in a burlap sack.

There ain't no laws when you're drinking Paws, even for your furry friends. Treat your puppy to a new toy and get a laugh out of it yourself. Included is a built-in whistle that will get your pups attention when squeezed.

The Duckey Duck Artisan Keycap is a 3D-printed with a hand-painted design. This keycap has been created with the intent of bringing something unique to your keyboard, with its yellow base with black and red detailing.

The stay crunchy cereal cup ensures your cereal stays crunchy right till the end. It has 2 sections, 1 for milk and 1 for cereal so they don't mix until they hit your mouth for the perfect crunchy breakfast anywhere, anytime.

Completely ruin your coworkers coffee break with this disgusting prank mug. The cigarette prank mug looks unassuming but hides a ceramic cigarette butt inside that your coworker won't find until they reach the last sip.

The People Planters can add some extra life to your home decor! These coffee and book-loving planters feature human-like legs, so it looks like your plants are chilling out with their new BFF. Don't be surprised if they start chatting back!

Never shed another tear while cutting onions with these onion cutting goggles. The goggles protect your eyes when chopping onions or barbequing. The interior foam lining ensures they are comfortable to wear for long periods.

Bring the prehistoric world to your modern home with VHS Jurassic Park Planter. Made from recycled VHS tapes, this planter is sure to transport your plants back to a time when Velociraptors roamed the earth.

Save time when sweeping with this automatic vacuum. The vacuum has built in sensors that activate the unit when you sweep dirt close to it. The vacuum features a 4.8 liter canister to hold dirt and pet hair that's easy to empty.

Be prepared for any situation you find yourself in with this tactical knife. It's a pocket knife with a flashlight, a glass breaker, seat belt cutter and a pocket clip. The 3.25" blade has a semi serrated edge, ideal for any scenario.

Roar into your next Middle-Earth drinking adventure with the Green Dragon Beer Mug. Crafted with the precision of a dwarven blacksmith, it boasts a stunning emerald green finish that would make even Gimli jealous.

Cast the first stone from a safe distance with the original Jesus slingshot. The novelty slingshot is (probably) just like the one David used to slay Goliath. It comes with 5 holy stones to help you smite your wicked foes.