Ghetto Teddy Bear

Ghetto Teddy Bear

Make your intentions clear and get out of the friendzone or surprise your partner with this ghetto teddy bear. The ghetto teddy bear is the perfect way to let your shorty know how beautiful she is in a less than poetic way.

$37.99
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