Drake Head Rug

Be prepared for an attacker at all times with these non lethal self defense shoe spikes. The shoe spikes convert your standard shoe into a weapon with devastating force. They're available in a variety of coordinating colors.

Slice through a birthday cake like a real man with this handsaw cake cutter. The cake cutter is made from durable, food safe material that's also dishwasher safe. The handsaw is 12" long and features a sharp serrated edge.

Embark on an epic adventure to find lost artefacts with the Lara Croft Tomb Raider Barbie Doll. The Tomb Raider doll features awesome Lara Croft action ready to solve puzzles, climb rocks and lock the butler in the freezer.

Whether you're growing flowers, vegetables or any other consumable herb, you've most likely encountered aphids. Now you can fight back with 3,000 of these cute but vicious killers. A great gift for any gardener.

Stay safe when cycling at night with these convenient bicycle turn signal lights. The durable lights are waterproof, shockproof and easy to install on most bicycles or e-scooters. They're bright and can be seen from all angles.

Ensure you never lose your way at night with these croc headlights. The headlights attach to your favorite crocs and can be easily toggled on or off. They're easy to install and come in a variety of colors to match your style.

While Jesus may have been known for his famous loaves and fishes, if he had to cook the last supper, what would Jesus stew? This hilarious Jesus spoon will inspire you to make great choices when deciding what to cook.

Confuse your guests when they have to wash their hands with these realistic potato soaps. These hilarious handmade soaps are made with molds from real potatoes to look as authentic as possible and come in a burlap sack.

Give your home the welcoming aroma of Santa's sack with this hilarious Santa's sack candle. The candles are made from all natural soy wax with a cotton wick. The candles are hand poured with a burn time of 65+ hours.

Wipe out your competition with the ultimate Toilet Paper Blaster. It fires up to 30 feet and uses water to transform toilet paper into clean spitballs. 1 roll of toilet paper is equal to 350+ spitballs (2 spitballs per sheet).

Reveal your baby's gender the most badass way possible with the gender reveal burnout kit. The 3lb bags of powder will allow for a big cloud to reveal the special moment without ruining your cars paintjob or your driveway.

If you want to make the best cookies in the galaxy, you need this Star Wars embossed rolling pin. The rolling pin has precise laser engravings of all your favorite Star Wars characters from the original movie trilogy.