Valentines Day Beer Mug

Fortune cookies can be boring, but these misfortune cookies are more realistic. The cookies contain pessimistic, mean and outright cruel messages that are best enjoyed with friends that enjoy dark cookies and dark humor.

Bathe in the blood of the undead with this zombie blood shower gel. The zombie blood shower gel comes in a transfusion bag and looks positively vile. Don't worry, it will leave you smelling drop-dead gorgeous.

Take a power nap at ease with this revolutionary ostrich pillow. The travel pillow is designed to feel immersive like a cocoon, allowing you to disconnect from your surroundings. Just slip it on and you're off to dreamland.

Wipe out your competition with the ultimate Toilet Paper Blaster. It fires up to 30 feet and uses water to transform toilet paper into clean spitballs. 1 roll of toilet paper is equal to 350+ spitballs (2 spitballs per sheet).

Celebrate the holidays in style with this Gremlins ugly Christmas sweater. The sweater features Gizmo, everyone's favorite Mogwai sporting an adorable Christmas hat. Luckily, the sweater can withstand water and bright lights.

Keep your tires working optimally and boost fuel efficiency with these tire pressure caps. The caps feature color indicators to show your tires pressure level at a glance, without the need for additional tools or gadgets.

Enjoy your morning cereal while contemplating existence with the Matrix spoon! The spoon is made of metal so please do not try and bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth, there is no spoon.

Add some extra Christmas magic to your tree or room with these adorable snow globe string lights. Each bulb is filled with fake snow, a little pine tree and tiny decorations. The string lights have 2 lighting modes, steady or flashing.

Transform your doggo from furry family member to a ferocious lion with this lion mane wig for dogs. The lion mane wig has a drawstring to ensure a comfortable fit. It can fit dogs with a neck circumference of up to 29 inches.

This Giant Charcuterie Board is the perfect option when you want to impress your friends and family with a little bit of everything. Perfect for the home chef or party host who wants to showcase the food they adore.

According to legends, a knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested. It’s time to prepare for combat and debunk that long standing myth, with this medieval stainless steel knight armor.

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.