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Traumatize trick or treaters when they get close to this animated crawling zombie garden decoration. The animated zombie's eyes light up a bloodthirsty red as he slowly crawls towards his victims in search of brains.

Smart Christmas Tree Lights you can control from your phone. Download animations and effects from the online gallery, or create your own using the free app. The lights also work with Amazon Alexa and Google assistant.

Turn your garden into a deliciously greasy mess with this cheeseburger sprinkler. This sprinkler is an all-natural, gluten-free, and cruelty-free way to keep your lawn looking fresh and green. Excellent for outdoor entertaining and more.

Lounge in style in these comfy sneaker slippers. These slippers will allow any "sneakerhead" to enjoy their favorite footwear while relaxing at home. They’re made of high-quality foam and designed to last longer than an average slipper.

Add a touch of geeky nostalgia to your phone with this MissingNo iPhone case. The case features the infamous glitch Pokemon found on Cinnabar island that corrupted the save files of many curious Pokemon trainers.

Get ready for an out-of-this-world experience with the UFO cow abduction lamp! The lamp features an alien UFO abducting a helpless cow with it's tractor beam. The beam emits an otherworldly ambient glow to light up your desk.

Enjoy a fun and retro breakfast with this officially licensed Tetris waffle maker. Simply pour your waffle mix into the Tetris waffle maker and it will cook your waffles into the recognizable tetriminos from the 1980's classic game.

Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.

You'll never be left in the dark with the world's brightest flashlight. It produces a whopping 100,000 lumens which is as bright as 100 light bulbs. The range is roughly 1,350 meters and the LED's have a lifespan of 50,000 hours.

Keep your keys organized with the lego brick key holder. The set includes 4 key chains and a block strip that can be cut and placed on most flat surfaces. With the bricks hung on the wall, there's no fear of stepping on them.

Create endless craft cocktails in the comfort of your own home with the Bartesian Cocktail Machine. Just insert a cocktail capsule into your Bartesian drink mixer machine, select your preferred strength and press mix.

Get the purr-fect Christmas decoration on display with this kitty litter snow globe. The amusing variation of the humble snow globe is 4 inches tall and there will only be 50 units produced, so get them before they're gone.