White Elephant

Lounge in style in these comfy sneaker slippers. These slippers will allow any "sneakerhead" to enjoy their favorite footwear while relaxing at home. They’re made of high-quality foam and designed to last longer than an average slipper.

$49.99
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The medieval knight toilet paper holder will provide the service you need while you sit on your throne. The wall-mounted knight is cast in quality designer resin and will make the perfect companion for your toilet.

$44.99
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Explore the enchanting world of Middle Earth with these Lord of The Rings playing cards. This elusive deck features all of your iconic heroes and different sections of the Middle Earth map are printed on the background of each card.

£7.99
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Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

$29.69
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Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.

$12.91
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One does not simply walk into Mordor without a pair of Hobbit Feet Slippers. The plush and padded slippers turn your tootsies into furry adventure feet. These hairy Halfling feet will keep you warm on a brisk day.

$21.95
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You can now use your dirty clothes to workout with this Punching Bag Laundry Basket. The bag is big enough to hold a full load and tough enough to take a strong beating. It’s time to take your laundry to the cleaners, literally!

$38.37
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Wipe out your competition with the ultimate Toilet Paper Blaster. It fires up to 30 feet and uses water to transform toilet paper into clean spitballs. 1 roll of toilet paper is equal to 350+ spitballs (2 spitballs per sheet).

$36.07
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Cause a stir at your white elephant gift exchange with this Banana Phone. It has a wireless handset, clear audio and connects to both iPhone and Android devices. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!!

$39.99
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