White Elephant

Drown out the normal toilet sounds while you're pinching a loaf with the potty piano. Compose your next masterpiece while you're on the can. The potty piano fits around your toilet and comes with a song book to get you started.

$19.99
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Let's face it, we all feel like dicks wearing masks so why not one further by having one on your mask? This crochet penis face mask is handmade and 100% cotton. Ideal for keeping safe while making people laugh.

$23.90
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Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

$13.99
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Grating cheese will no longer be a battle with the gratiator cheese grater. This one-of-a-kind cheese grater allows you to grate, slice, serve and display food in an adventurous and fun way, just as they did in the Roman times.

$13.99
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Be fully equipped for your next cookout with the grill sergeant bbq apron. Arm yourself with an arsenal of grilling accessories and necessities so you can feed the hungry troops. It comes with a built-in bottle opener and holds a 6 pack.

$19.99
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Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

$9.99
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Finally, you can enjoy a hot bath or shower without having to worry about where to put your wine. The bath wine holder will stick to your wall and securely hold your wine in place so its always safe and close to hand.

$14.99
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These stylish little puffer jacket beer koozies will keep your drink nice and cold, just as the fridge intended it. The double insulated jacket will keep your hands warm, while the tucked in arms allows you to keep a better grip on your beer.

$14.99
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We were a bit glazed and confused looking at this one. The donut hole coffee mug has a 16 oz capacity and a compartment to fit a full-sized doughnut. A sweet and hole-some gift for coffee and donut lovers.

$14.99
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